Shop Below for "Generic vs Personalized CUM SOCK Candles"

Introducing our "CUM SOCK" Candles—because sometimes your friends (and you) need a little reminder of their questionable choices.

Product Highlights:

  • Generic Version: A candle that smells like the regretful laundry day you’d rather forget. The "YOUR SOCK" candle fills your space with the undeniable scent of unwashed disgust and the haunting reality of personal neglect.
  • Personalized Version: Want to really shame your friends?!? Customize the candle with your name or theirs for the ultimate "I can’t believe you gave me this" gift. It's perfect for calling out that friend who’s too comfortable with their disgusting habits.

Joke Scent Notes (you can choose the real ones at checkout):

  1. Body Odor – The unforgettable scent of unwashed socks, lingering around like a bad memory.
  2. Dried Cum – The unmistakable aroma that’s too real to ignore. A scent of indulgence, regret, and questionable decisions.
  3. Faint Detergent – The faintest trace of clean, like your friend’s hope to mask the true stench.
  4. Chlamydia – A real wake-up call. A scent that’s both disgusting and a little too close to the truth.
  5. Dust – The scent of forgotten laundry that’s been sitting under the bed for a bit too long.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Perfect for Shaming Your Disgusting Friends: This candle is for those friends who need a reminder that they are living in their own personal filth. It’s a gift wrapped in humor and uncomfortable truth.
  • Great Gift for the Edgy Friend: If your friend enjoys a good laugh with a side of humiliation, this is the perfect match.
  • Customizable for Extra Shame: Add their name to the label, because no one escapes the shame of their sock drawer.

Usage Tips:

  • Optimal Burning: Trim the wick to 1/4 inch before lighting for a clean, long-lasting burn.
  • Safety First: Always burn within sight and away from flammable materials.

Whether you’re shaming your disgusting friends or just embracing your own dark sense of humor, the "CUM SOCK" candle is here to remind everyone of their worst decisions in life. It’s the gift they’ll never forget—and will probably never want to admit they received.